Tracking the kids

The New York Times believes "Though it may seem innocuous to attach a chip to our preschoolers’ clothes, do we really want to raise a generation of kids that are accustomed to being tracked, like cattle or warehouse inventory?"

I say it doesn't go far enough, we need to implant chips in the kids. If you disagree, lose your kids for a few minutes in a crowd and then let me know. I only lost track of a niece for a few minutes, and that episode was scarring enough.